merchandise

taking tree tees - $12.00 (out of stock)
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if there are two things phil knows about, it's swords and fashion! and now that our shirts have swords right in the logo, you can have both fashion and swords for just twelve dollars.



wear this shirt while:
in class, observing casual friday at the office, babysitting, slaying the undead, or voting.

don't wear this shirt while:
worshipping satan, stabbing, or eating babies.

this shirt looks good next to your other shirts, so be like phil and either collect swords or buy a taking tree tee!

currently out of stock.

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reign of chaos - $8.00 (includes shipping)
click here to sample stephen hawking free!

it's the hilarious cd from your second or third favorite comedic band, the taking tree! recorded in august of 2004, reign of chaos is finally available for you to take home and listen to again and again. and at only eight dollars (that includes shipping!), it's enough to make even the frugle old man in you jump for joy! order now, and spare yourself the embarassment of having to tell your family that you don't love yourself or them enough to own a taking tree cd. songs include ode to the chode, 14 year old secret, sex with your girlfriend, stephen hawking, and the taco song.



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